Slurpee

Oct 3, 20221 min read

So my high school/life friend has gone a little coocoo. He has been posting all sorts of crazy on Facebook. I mean real CRAZY! Here's the example:

"If I see a child in my apartment building, which is doubtful at this point, I will drag said child across the

sidewalk and enslave it in my apartment building for a wide range of activities. It will not be allowed to leave. I will feed it Slurpees to replenish the fluids and energy lost. We already have a cot, but most commonly, the child will be found in the bathroom most..."

He also wrote a LOT of negative things about our old High School friends and me just a week ago. I'm not sure what is going on since we have not spoken in forever, but it's alarming.

I told my Mom and sister in which my mom proceeded to "I really hate to say this but......."

I told reiterated this to my friend Sheila, who said:

Sheila: "Wait. What did she say?"

Me: "That this was me in five years ago writing all this crazy on Facebook."

Sheila: "Oh, geez Why say that? Plus, I don’t recall you talking about being on a stake out watching for little kids or anything like that."

Me: "It’s always that. "